Yesterday, I had my seventh Planetary Boundary appointment. You humans sure do like my Freshwater but you’re blimmin’ lousy managers.

It appears to change shape from year to year, which according to the ‘ABCDE’ rule, warrants further looking into.

I’m not addicted—I just have a weakness for them from time to time.

Dr Barnosky confirms that the blame should not fall on me.

Hope-fully, humans will sort this one out for themselves.