Bluey’s Beauty Spot
“Bluey, the medical term for the mark is a ‘Beauty Spot’. But I’ve gotta tell you bluntly, your Beauty Spot will be the least of your concerns after today.”
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I’ve Had a Few Plumbing Issues of Late (Freshwater Use)
Yesterday, I had my seventh Planetary Boundary appointment. You humans sure do like my Freshwater but you’re blimmin’ lousy managers.
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There’s a Mole on My Bum (Stratospheric Ozone Depletion)
It appears to change shape from year to year, which according to the ‘ABCDE’ rule, warrants further looking into.
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The Growth Stimulants Nitrogen & Phosphorus Are Causing Me Problems (Biogeochemical Flows)
I’m not addicted—I just have a weakness for them from time to time.
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My Dyed Hair, People Started Asking Questions (Land-system Change)
Dr Barnosky confirms that the blame should not fall on me.
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My White Blood Cell Count is Low (Biodiversity Loss)
Hope-fully, humans will sort this one out for themselves.
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My Teeth Are Sore (Ocean Acidification)
I suppose I better just make the most of the next 50 years.
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Learning Human
Anthropology for dummies.
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The Most Qualified Doctor in the World (Climate Change)
I went to the climate specialist yesterday…
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Bluey’s Feeling Blue
Bluey’s off to see his doctor for the first time in a few thousand years. Should he be nervy?
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